My Little Merc Fleet

Y'know, I could see this one going over really well at a Con's costume competition somewhere. Just get four or five people who can sing harmony and put 'em in Dendarii greys.... Anybody interested?

Tune from "Little Deuce Coupe" by the Beach Boys

Little merc fleet; you don't know--
You don't know what I got.
Little merc fleet; you don't know what I got.

Well I'm not bragging, Duv, so don't put me down
But I've got the toughest set of mercs in town.
With subtley and subterfuge we hit on the fly
'Cause when you work for Simon Illyan, he don't settle for "try".

It's my little merc fleet; you don't know what I got.

Just a little merc fleet with commando teams
But we pull off covert ops like you've never seen.
Me, Elli and Elena on Dagoola IV.
Pulled a prison breakout left the Cetas floored.

It's my little merc fleet, you don't know what I got.

I've got a dreadnaught, and a cruiser and a whole bunch more
With the latest Betan tech straight from ImpSec stores.
And if that ain't enough to win the battle clean,
there's one last trick. I call the Prince Serg, Daddy.

And coming out of hyper when the jump turns green
We pull off shuttle drops like you've never seen
I get pushed out of shape, it's a three-G smear
But my combat armor leaves me nothing to fear.

She's my little merc fleet, you don't know what I got.
She's my little merc fleet, you don't know what I got.


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