“Some of us can actually die, you know,”
said the blonde bint.
Long after she an’ the V-man had departed for the main plot of their own story, the
words rankled in Screed’s soul. ’E might not be a beau’y, but ’andsome is as ’andsome
does; and wha’ arter all, was so wrong with wha’ ’e did?
Be overrun wi’ rats they would if it weren’t for the loikes of ’im. See how
they’d loike tha’ then!
For a moment, ’e were tempted to find ’er out, teach ’er a lesson, show ’er
wha’ real value were in a man. Rats in her kitchen, thass wha’ she deserved!
Then ’e thought better of it. ’Is ol’ mum might be dead for centuries; but
she’d look down from heaven and shake ’er finger at ’im, so she would. She’d
tried to raise ’im roight wha’ever he made of ’imself in the intervenin’.
’E moightn’t look the part; but ol’ Screed could play the gennelmun better’n
Blondie’d ever make a lady.
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This ficlet was written for “Gnosticdiva” for the Dead Dog Party on
FK Commentfic in 2013. It was
inspired by her prompt
of 31 August 2013:
I’m beautiful in my way ’Cos God makes no mistakes I’m on the right track,
baby I was born this way.
— Lady Gaga, “Born This Way”
“Rats to You!” was posted to
FK Commentfic on 30 September 2013, and uploaded here on 2 October.
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