Watch Your Flocks
Based on Rudyard Kipling’s Puck of Pook’s Hill series
It was nearly midnight. It had snowed lightly,
powdering the lawn and rimming the rough bark on every twig. The children had spent the day
helping to decorate the parlour, hall, and front door, and then taken whatever lengths of holly
and ivy were left and pinned them around the schoolroom. After it was dark, carollers from
the village had turned up at the door to serenade them all, and been invited in for hot mince
pies and cups of tea. The children had enjoyed their own share as supper, hung their oldest
stockings, and then were sent to bed. Lying under the covers they could hear the Christmas
Tree being dressed in its glory to surprise them before breakfast.
For a while, they stayed awake listening to the faint voices of their parents and the rustling
of decorations being hung on branches. Then, as drowsiness crept up on them, they whispered to
keep themselves awake. At one point, Miss Blake came in and told them to quiet down. However,
it was clear that she had not overheard exactly what they had been saying to each other, but
simply thought them over-excited about the morrow’s festivities. “Remember,”
she said. “Father Christmas will not fill your stockings unless you behave yourself and go to sleep.”
Once she had left, though, Dan was out of bed again to visit Una—though this time he took
pains to step carefully lest the boards squeak—and the two of them stifled
a giggle or two over their governess’s failure to guess the true reason they were still awake.
Eventually, the Tree must have been fully bedecked with its Ornaments, for they could hear
their father go into the hall to lock up and their mother’s footsteps as she mounted the
staircase. Then the door opened; and she looked in on them. Both children feigned sleep,
their faces turned away; and neither moved so much as a muscle when she set down the lamp
and tucked them firmly in.
“They’re quite soundly dreaming,” she said softly to their father as he came
up. (If either child felt guilt on overhearing this, it was not sufficient to cause them
to admit their wakefulness.)
Eventually, the house was quite still, save for the ticking of the clock on the shelf. Every
so often, either Dan or Una would rise to see where the hands were pointing—which had
the virtue not only of telling them the progress of the hour but also stirring their
lethargy. Finally, it neared the half hour before midnight. They rose and dressed as quickly
and quietly as they could. Then, carrying bicycle lamps, they crept downstairs (being careful to
avoid the centre of the fourth stair down, which always creaks). They did not bother to
try the great front door, for they knew it to be locked and the key upstairs with their
father, but instead went directly through to the parlour. There, the windows were but
latched; and, however firm a latch may be against burglars, it can still be twisted open from
inside. This done, they exerted themselves to drag over one of the heavy armchairs. It made
a sad screech on the floor. However, though they paused in silent fear of discovery, there was
no sound from above.
They clambered up and through the window, and jumped down onto the flowerbed outside.
At this point, they continued an argument that had begun hours before. Una wanted them to walk
over to Little Lindens Farm, where they would be sure to see the cows kneel in their byre at
midnight when the Christ Child was born. Dan, on the other hand, cared more to hear them talk;
and, since the power of speech is granted to all beasts at that hour, did not see the point of
going so far afield so late at night, for—as he pointed out—they could prove
the truth of that part of the tale and not leave the familiar grounds of their own house. In
the end, it was the wind that decided the issue, for it whistled under the hem of their coats
and up around their legs in a most unpleasant way, and made their ears tingle even with their
hats pulled down as low as possible. So, toasting their hands on the bicycle lamps, they headed
for the shed where old Middenboro lived.
At the creak of the door, the pony roused himself from his doze and snuffled their hands in
the hope of a treat. In this he was disappointed; but he was well petted as compensation. Then
the children waited.
After a while, Dan mused that it might have been a good idea to bring the clock with them.
“It would have been an awful nuisance trying to carry it with us out the window,” pointed
out Una. “It weighs terribly more than you think, too, despite its size.”
This was true. And, as the children were both far too young to own a pocket watch, there was
therefore no way for them to tell the time.
“It must surely be close to midnight,” said Dan. “Do you think perhaps
we arrived too late?”
“I don’t see how. We dressed so very fast; and it was still well before the hour
by the parlour clock.”
They waited some while longer. It was quite comfortable inside the shed, enough that Una
partway unbuttoned her coat and Dan took off his gloves. Not only did the walls keep out
the wind, but the shed was full of warm pony.
Still nothing happened. Said Una sorrowfully, “I knew we should have gone to Little Lindens.”
“Well, there’s no point lamenting over it now!” Dan thought a moment. “Maybe
we should try the pig-pound, though it’s bound to smell rather strong.”
“Or the hen-house,” Una suggested, but then added almost immediately, “No, that
won’t do. It’s animals talk at midnight, and hens are birds.”
“Then no wonder Middenboro won’t talk to us!” said Dan in disgusted realization. “For
we aren’t animals, either: we’re people.”
“And so you are,” said a sudden voice from mid air. Startled, the children turned and peered
up, raising the bicycle lamps for a better light. The beams pierced the darkness; and they
saw Puck in the hay-mow, leaning out and looking down. He burst out laughing at the sight
of their faces. “And what am I?” he asked.
Their memories cleared and they recognized him. “You are the oldest Old Thing in England,”
said Una. “That is what you are.”
“Which is a true word,” Puck agreed. With a gesture, he invited them up. Setting the
bicycle lamps down, they climbed the ladder and sat beside him, their legs dangling over the edge.
“So, you came to hear the beasts speak,” he said, with a sideways glance. “Ah, that’s
Old Lore, that is. I mind a time when all believed, heart and soul; and no man—nor woman
either—would dare to test it. You children live in bold times … or
safe ones.”
“Well,” said Una, “there are no wolves in England now.”
“Nor raiders with swords,” put in Dan.
“Nor pirates.”
“’Tis, true,” said Puck. “In this modern age, it takes rather less folly to
venture forth in the darkest hour of the darkest day.”
Una yawned.
“Belike your bed calls,” suggested Puck, “and you two should return before you are missed.”
This the children would not allow. “Everyone’s asleep,” explained Dan. “Except
for us, of course. No one saw us leave.”
Below them, one of the bicycle lamps flickered as its gas ran out, and died into shadow. Una
looked down, wondering how long the other one would last.
“I do recall,” said Puck reminiscently, “another girl—not so very much older that you
two—who came out from the hut where her family were sleeping. Like you, she wanted to hear
the beasts. That was long ago,” he added. “Minka was her name; and she herded the
village goats.”
“How long ago?” asked Una, hoping that perhaps they were about to meet another of
Puck’s friends.
“Long after the earliest times, but before the Romans came,” replied Puck. “Folks had metal
by then; or, at least, the richest did. There was no Cold Iron to set above the doors; but
there was Quickbeam (which is also called Rowan), to keep off the People of the Hills. She
had a little bunch of the berries, dried and sewn inside an amulet that she wore round her
neck. So that peril, at least, she did not face.”
“I thought it was the birth of the Christ Child that gave the Ox and Ass the power of speech,” said Dan.
“Oh, that bit was added later,” said Puck easily, “when your Christ came into England. Gods
arrive and Gods depart; and Minka’s Gods came down in the world long before the Romans arrived
in these parts, let alone St. Wilfrid converting the heathen. In their day, though, they were
mighty; and she prayed for their protection. I suppose they gave it to her, or else she was
lucky, for she returned safely home despite the terrors of the night.”
“I think I’d like to meet her,” hinted Una.
“She is beyond the seizin you took,” said Puck gravely, “for that runs but three thousand
years; and she lived near a thousand more before that measure.”
“One rather forgets,” said Una ruefully, “how long England has been here. We’ve met people
back to—” She paused to think. “—the very
Coming of Cold Iron, when the flint-worker bought the knife to save the flock.”
Dan remembered. He looked thoughtfully at Puck, who had been there before all the stories were
told. The Old One looked back.
“And you?” asked Dan. “When did you come to England?”
“With Oak, Ash, and Thorn,” said Puck, as he had told them before. “And when Oak, Ash, and
Thorn are gone, then I shall go too.”
“Yes, but when was that?” asked Una, leaning forward eagerly. “Before Cold
Iron, I know; but when? You are the oldest, after all. Was it back before the Flood?”
“Way back with mammoths and dinosaurs?” asked Dan. “There were Ice Ages once, too.”
“Oak, Ash, and Thorn do not thrive under Ice,” said Puck. “Nor yet by it, either. It
was after that.”
It was a while later that their father came looking for them with his lantern, and old Hobson
with him. One cannot leave a window open to the winter wind without having it be noticed, later
if not sooner. The children’s footsteps had been easy to follow; and, once the direction was
plain, the destination (and the reason) not hard to guess.
The old pony whickered as they came in; and the dark bicycle lamps showed that the children had
been there. The men raised their own lanterns, and saw Dan’s hand dangling loosely over the
edge of the hay-mow. They climbed the ladder, and found the pair of them curled cosily asleep,
like dormice in their nests.
Her father picked up Una and carried her down. Hobson bent in his turn to Dan. “Ah,” he
said, brushing lightly at the boy’s coat. “There’s hedge-scritchings
in that hay.”
“It’ll do,” said Father, at the foot of the ladder. And so it did.