DP FAQ Sheet

 
What are the Dark Perks?

The Dark Perks are a faction dedicated to the Forever Knight character Tracy Vetter.

(Click here for the official spiel.)
 

What are Dark Perks called?

Many things, but to our face we're called 'Thugs.' *eg*
 

When did they form?

February 2nd 1998
 

Where do they live?
 
 

Our headquarters is a huge four story Gothic Mansion located at 1313 Mocking Bird Lane in the Toronto suburbs. The basic floor plan is that of Clue Mansion, the top three floors are bedrooms (each Thug has their own bedroom) and we have bats in our belfry. *g*

The house happens to be infested with small pink demons and hosts a large assortment of other supernatural occurrences. We also have a housekeeper named Mrs. Hitchcock who is just plain scary. 

What's with the demons?

The demons of DP Mansion are about three inches high and are dark pink. They have no facial features, but do have tails. They enjoy making our lives complicated, for instance, if you leave out your keys they -will- take them. Think helpful fanfic fairies, only pesky and annoying. The little gremlins can't be killed (we know, we've tried) and they can't leave the Mansion. They also can't be trapped, reasoned with or subdued in anyway. The only way to keep them at bay is to stay organized, alphabetizing helps.

There are countless demons running around the place, but we've kinda made a pet out of one. His/her/it's name is Burp and he's particularly fond of the DP Demon Doctor Jenn (who experiments on him) and Rosemary (who's nice to him.)

Mascot?

The headless pink bunny. We also use these as our calling cards during Wars.

Dress Code?

Anything we want, but we like leather (or imitation leather) jackets and dark pink anything. (little known fact, female Thugs wear dark pink undies, we're not sure about the guys *eg*
 

Official Drink?

Coffee, duh. Though you don't -have- to drink it to be a member, you'd just better not stop the rest of us from doing so.

 
Food?

Chocolate and lots of it! The Dark Perks contain many, many vegetarians, but those who aren't often indulge in large quantities of jellO salad.
 

What's the deal with the jellO?

One: we eat it at parties (most commonly at the Traditional DP Welcoming party, which also features trumpet fanfare, but also at any other party.)

Two: The basement of DP Mansion is also filled with the stuff, and when people are thrown into it, they sleep until pulled out.
 

Other DP tidbits:

We have a zombie named Bippy.

We live next door to Mr. Rogers.

We ride Pink Harleys and wear DP utility belts. We also carry exact replicas of Tracy's Duffel Bag o' Doom (tm)

 

 

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